Everything I know I learned in med school

Advice from Dr. J. Schmiley, M.D. (from iamnext.com)

• Pre-med ISN’T prestigious.
• Sleep ISN’T necessary for life.
• Doctors AREN’T filthy rich.
• Debt ISN’T avoidable.
• This WON’T hurt me and it WILL hurt you.
• E.R. ISN’T QUITE realistic.
• Sleep IS optional.
• Pagers ARE evil.
• O.R. greens ARE fashionable.
• Clean underwear IS important when you’re in an accident.
• One CAN sleep standing up.
• Gross anatomy IS.