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Everything I know I learned in med school

Advice from Dr. J. Schmiley, M.D. (from iamnext.com)

  • Pre-med ISN’T prestigious.
  • Sleep ISN’T necessary for life.
  • Doctors AREN’T filthy rich.
  • Debt ISN’T avoidable.
  • This WON’T hurt me and it WILL hurt you.
  • E.R. ISN’T QUITE realistic.
  • Sleep IS optional.
  • Pagers ARE evil.
  • O.R. greens ARE fashionable.
  • Clean underwear IS important when you’re in an accident.
  • One CAN sleep standing up.
  • Gross anatomy IS.

 

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